Fashion Fails of the Week 5.1.16

The Met Gala has come and gone, Ted Cruz dropped out of the presidential race and Bey & Jay’s marriage may be on the rocks. All of that on top of the hideous and we do mean hideous fashion that came outta the woodwork (we’re looking at you Kanye) this past week has us up and arms. Scroll down to see the sh*t storm flow and ENJOY!

Madonna…We love you and we welcome your resourcefulness (and also your love for GOT) but you’ve crossed the line with this lace blouse see-through to black electrical tape covering your nips. FREE THE NIPS M! FREE THE NIPS.

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 02: Madonna attends "Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

Dear, Alexa Chung. We get what you’re going for but it looks like you should be doing weekly shows in Las Vegas with a couple of giant White Tigers. This looks like you’re going to a job interview at Studio 54. Leave the sequins where they belong Alexa, buried deep-deep in your closet.

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When Kanye West was asked to describe his look, he only responded with “Vibes.” Let’s expand on that answer with some potential adjectives. “Nightmare Vibes” or “Hip-Hop Vampire Vibes” or “Nightmare Candy for Nori Vibes.” True story, if you go into your bathroom, turn off the lights and shout “YEZZY YEZZY YEZZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN” three times at the mirror, this pic appears in the mirror. Good luck sleeping ever again. 

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Jamie Delancey

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